Jim Colyer Songs
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| WINTERTIME | WINTERTIME
I'm ready for cold weather
Ice skates and everything that goes with em It's been a long, hot summer It almost got me down I'm ready for ski slopes Downhill. Aspen, Colorado It's Wintertime And I feel fine Wintertime I'm gonna get out and have me some fun Wintertime I'm gonna get out when those temperatures plunge I got my girl by my side She's a wild one We're gonna stretch out by the fire She's a hot one I'm ready for sleigh bells Reindeer and Santa Claus at Christmas It's been a long, hot summer I'm tired of the sun and sweat I'm ready for fruitcake Eggnog and a good old snowball fight It's Wintertime And I feel fine Wintertime I'm gonna get out and have me some fun Wintertime We're staying warm when those temperatures plunge I got my girl by my side Oooo she's a wild one We're gonna stretch out by the fire She's a hot one Jim Colyer ascap |
WINTERTIME
Complements Summertime. I used the same melody. |
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| WISH | WISH
I wish I'd live forever
Wish I'd never been born Never seen light of day On a cold December morn I wish I had more women Wish I'd never had one Women have made me suffer When all is said and done Wishing on a star Above my wishing well I know there's no heaven And pray there's no hell I wish I was a billionaire I'd live like Henry Thoreau Build a house on Colyer Pond Watch my garden grow. JimColyer.com |
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| WOMEN | WOMEN
No wonder I've been divorced 30 years!
WOMEN The more you do for them The more they hate your guts They turn on you like snakes When you get down on your luck They're jealous of each other They're jealous of their mothers They want everything their way They're in love with their fathers Women Sluts, whores and Jezebels They'll torture you Put you through hell Women Dingbats and parasites They love to make trouble Argue and fight They're never satisfied They wanna dominate you They wanna run the country Tell you what to do They're wicked and evil Devious and devilish In short dresses and heels Makeup and lipstick Women Sluts, whores and Jezebels They'll torture you Put you through hell Women Dingbats and parasites They love to make trouble Argue and fight It started in the Garden When that first temptress Came between Adam and God Caused all our distress Women Sluts, whores and Jezebels They'll torture you Put you through hell Women Dingbats and parasites They love to make trouble Argue and fight Jim Colyer ascap |
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| WOMEN AND HORSES | WOMEN AND HORSES
All those women
All those fillies Left me broke Feeling silly Made a fool Out of me Wish they'd all Let me be Women And Horses They let you down Break your heart Make you a clown Women And Horses They're no good Take your money If they could Churchill Downs Louisville, Kentucky Better not bet If you're unlucky Kentucky Derby Stay away Those horses Will make you pay Women stole The shirt off my back I lost my money At the track Women And Horses They let you down Break your heart Make you a clown Women And Horses They're no good Take your money If they could jimcolyer.com |
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| WOMEN ARE A DRUG | WOMEN ARE A DRUG
There was Jonelle with those deep blue eyes
There was Linda with that honey voice There was Candy, she was so innocent There was Suzanne with her southern drawl Women Are A Drug You talk about possessed You talk about addiction You talk about obsessed You ain't been through hell Call it love, call it lust Til you're hooked on women Women Are A Drug There was Joyce, she was way too young There was Marilyn in her red high heels There was Diane in those Daisy Dukes There was Cindy with those long sexy legs Women Are A Drug You talk about possessed You talk about addiction You talk about obsessed You ain't been through hell Call it love, call it lust Til you're hooked on women Women Are A Drug They're worse than crack cocaine They're worse than karaoke guitar Women Are A Drug You talk about possessed You talk about addiction You talk about obsessed You ain't been through hell Call it love, call it lust Til you're hooked on women Women Are A Drug jimcolyer.com |
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| WOMEN ARE LIKE FRUIT | WOMEN ARE LIKE FRUIT
For one perfect moment
They're sweet and savory For one perfect moment They're oh so tasty Women Are Like Fruit They grow They mature Reach perfection Then shrivel Like apples Like oranges Like bananas In their mid-twenties Women ripen Better strike then Or they'll be rotten Women Are Like Fruit They grow They mature Reach perfection Then shrivel Like apples Like oranges Like bananas Women Are Like Fruit They start out green Then they blossom Peaches and cream Women Are Like Fruit They grow They mature Reach perfection Then shrivel Like apples Like oranges Like bananas I'm telling you, son Women Are Like Fruit Better act now If you're gonna do it JimColyer.com |
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| WOMEN FROM THE PAST | WOMEN FROM THE PAST
Women From The Past
They haunt me still I think about them I always will Women From The Past Too many to count I'll name a few Leave the rest out There was Susie in the 60s She was my first love We were just kids We learned so much There was Cindy in the 70s She had super boobs The army came between us A tough one to lose Women From The Past They haunt me still I think about them I always will Women From The Past Too many to count I'll name a few Leave the rest out There was Ellen in the 80s She had my child We should be together I was too wild There was Nancy in the 90s She liked Garth Brooks She sang my songs With those killer looks Women From The Past They haunt me still I think about them I always will Women From The Past Too many to count I'll name a few Leave the rest out There was Terry in the 10s A Michigan girl She came to Nashville To rock my world Now there's Jenny in the teens She's half my age Who's gonna stop us? We're all the rage Women From The Past They haunt me still I think about them I always will Women From The Past Too many to count I'll name a few Leave the rest out Jim Colyer ascap |
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| WOMEN HAVE SECRETS | WOMEN HAVE SECRETS
Women Have Secrets
So I was told By a gal named Frida Some years ago Women send signals When out and about Give off vibrations Without making a sound Women Have Secrets Sexual in nature Concealing what happened The night before Women Have Secrets Call it body language Setting up a weekend Down in the village They love a rendezvous Secret tryst in the night They love to seduce you They love a good fight Women Have Secrets So I was told By a gal named Frida Some years ago Women Have Secrets They will never tell But if you learn them They'll put you through hell jimcolyer.com |
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| WOMEN LIKE YOU | WOMEN LIKE YOU
I don't care about generation gaps
I don't care if I'm twice your age Been looking for you since before you were born And I've got another decade They didn't make Women Like You When I was a young man With your painted-on jeans And your cowboy boots You got that toned-up body And you look me in the eye They didn't make Women Like You Back there in the old school Ain't never seen nothing like you Dancing around and swinging your hips You got the beautiful, I got the wallet full You look so fine, I love those biceps They didn't make Women Like You When I was a young man With your painted-on jeans And your cowboy boots You got that toned-up body And you look me in the eye They didn't make Women Like You Back there in the old school I'm dropping everything for you You got me feeling young again I'm gonna put you in my will Please you anyway I can They didn't make Women Like You When I was a young man With your painted-on jeans And your cowboy boots You got that toned-up body And you look me in the eye They didn't make Women Like You Back there in the old school jimcolyer.com |
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| WOMEN (THEY'LL TAKE U) | WOMEN (THEY'LL TAKE U)
Too many secrets
Too much concealed Too many lies Not enough revealed They're all the same That's how it seems That's how it is They can be mean Women, they'll take U Women, they'll make U Women, they'll break U Women, they'll take U Everything changes And then they're gone They never stay For too long They try to tell U How loyal they are Loyalty now days Doesn't go far Women, they'll hurt U Women, they'll flirt with U Women, they'll desert U Women, they'll hurt U I need a woman Like Adam needed Eve I'm here alone Help me, please Women, they'll take U Women, they'll make U Women, they'll break U Women, they'll take U Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap |
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| WOMEN TODAY | WOMEN TODAY
Women Today make no sense
They wanna be boss, be president Women Today give no relief They wanna be commander-in-chief Women Today, a bunch of dykes Rosie, Pelosi, Ellen Yikes! Women Today wanna be men Just look at the shape we're in Men today wanna be women Look no further than Bruce Jenner Men today act like girls We're living in a cock-eyed world Women Today make no sense They wanna be boss, be president Women Today wanna wear the pants Wear the jeans and run the ranch jimcolyer.com |
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| WOMEN WOMEN | WOMEN WOMEN
All used up
Past my prime Shot my wad In another time Still I try I won't give up I want them all Can't get enough Women Women Everywhere Not a drop to Drink Women Women Everywhere All I do is Think Back again She's 26 Long brown hair Sensuous lips Come on now It's not too late I'll pick you up for An ice cream date Women Women Everywhere Not a drop to Drink Women Women Everywhere All I do is Think Music Women Women Everywhere Come on now Let me drink Women Women Everywhere Thinking 'bout you Sweet young thing jimcolyer.com |
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| WONDERFUL | WONDERFUL
It's such a great night
I'm having a blast I'm sure you are too Let's make it last It's great to be alive It's great to be here It's great to see you After all these years It's Wonderful I'm in ecstasy I'm filled with joy High energy It's Wonderful I'm so excited It's so much fun Being invited Nothing like good friends Reliving old times Living in the moment Still in our prime Nothing can spoil it Let's stay in touch I'm having a great time Thank you so much It's Wonderful I'm in ecstasy I'm filled with joy High energy It's Wonderful I'm so excited It's so much fun Being invited I don't wanna leave It's such a sunny place Such a great reunion Smiles on every face It's Wonderful I'm in ecstasy I'm filled with joy High energy It's Wonderful I'm so excited It's so much fun Being invited Jim Colyer ascap |
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| WONDERFUL 2 | WONDERFUL 2
I see miracles
Everywhere I look God's in his heaven And everything's cool God's in his heaven Everything's awesome Everything's beautiful As Ray Stevens sang It's Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Life's incredible Just like a song You know the one By Louis Armstrong I see the birds I smell the flowers I feel the love I hear the choir It's Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful The world is one The human race We're taking love Into space Peace on earth Skies of blue All of this And heaven too It's Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful It's Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Jim Colyer ascap jimcolyer.com |
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| WONDER WOMAN 1 | WONDER WOMAN 1
Daughter of Zeus
And Hippolyta Her mother's queen Of the Amazons A princess by birth From Themyscira Brought to you by William Marston Wonder Woman Five foot ten A real beauty Stronger than men Wonder Woman Back in fashion A heart of gold Full of compassion Using the name Diana Prince She'll make America Great again Bullets and bracelets And a woman's wisdom Her lasso of truth Is doling out justice Wonder Woman Five foot ten A real beauty Stronger than men Wonder Woman Back in fashion A heart of gold Full of compassion Gal Gadot Cathy Lee Crosby Lynda Carter Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman Five foot ten A real beauty Stronger than men Wonder Woman Back in fashion A heart of gold Full of compassion jimcolyer.com |
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| WONDER WOMAN 2 | WONDER WOMAN 2
I know she's skinny
Skinny as a rail When it comes to love She never fails She's got that look It's in her eyes She's got those legs She's got those thighs I wanna sleep with Wonder Woman Wanna make love with Wonder Woman Wanna get my rocks with Wonder Woman Wanna have sex with Wonder Woman I know she's stronger Stronger than a man She can go for days I know she can She'll wear me out She'll wear me down She'll lift me up Spin me around I wanna sleep with Wonder Woman Wanna make love with Wonder Woman Wanna get my rocks with Wonder Woman Wanna have sex with Wonder Woman She's Lynda Carter She's Gal Gadot She gets her kicks I feel my oats I wanna sleep with Wonder Woman Wanna make love with Wonder Woman Wanna get my rocks with Wonder Woman Wanna have sex with Wonder Woman I wanna sleep with Wonder Woman Wanna make love with Wonder Woman Wanna get my rocks with Wonder Woman Wanna have sex with Wonder Woman Jim Colyer ascap jimcolyer.com |
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| WORDS CAN ONLY SAY SO MUCH | WORDS CAN ONLY SAY SO MUCH
I can tell you I love you
Talk about forever Say I'll always be here Never think of never I can tell you I need you That I need your touch Words Can Only Say So Much We can listen to love songs Poetry in motion Say our prayers every night Promise our devotion We can live in a library In the end, it's not enough Words Can Only Say So Much So many things are left unspoken Too many promises yet to be broken They're only lies Only lies I can foam at the mouth Or I can just keep it shut Words Can Only Say So Much We're born in a world of lonely people We have our kids, live out our lives And we die We die I can tell you I love you Talk about forever Say I'll always be here Never think of never I can tell you I need you That I need your touch Words Can Only Say So Much Jim Colyer |
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| WORLD FAMOUS (AND NOBODY KNOWS IT) | WORLD FAMOUS (AND NOBODY KNOWS IT)
Been on the Internet
Since ninety-nine A posting fool I'm almost blind Got arthritis In all ten fingers That neuropathy Sure does linger I'm World Famous And Nobody Knows It After all this time I'm still anonymous I've been banned From a hundred forums World Famous And Nobody Knows It I've posted music Astronomy Still I feel Nobody knows me My travel papers Have gone worldwide Still can't close The great divide Maybe someday I'll get my dues Be recognized By you and you I'm World Famous And Nobody Knows It After all this time I'm still anonymous I've been banned From a hundred forums World Famous And Nobody Knows It jimcolyer.com |
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| WORSHIP | WORSHIP
I think about you all the time
You're stamped on my brain I drink you like Chateau Margaux wine You're the reason I'm sane I go to sleep thinking about you And you're in all of my dreams I wake up thinking about you You're the focus of my daydreams If it's wrong to Worship a woman Then Worshipping you is my only sin I just want to kneel at your feet Worship at your altar again and again Love is such a weak little word What I feel for you is far beyond Those words have never been coined And most likely never will be You're as beautiful as Aphrodite So like the Greek goddess Hera You're my protectress at sea Strong and wise like Athena If it's wrong to Worship a woman Then Worshipping you is my only sin I just want to kneel at your feet Worship at your altar again and again You're the sun when it rises You're the sky when it's blue I'll love you forever I'll die loving you If it's wrong to Worship a woman Then Worshipping you is my only sin I just want to kneel at your feet Worship at your altar again and again jimcolyer.com |
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| WORSHIP PLUS | WORSHIP PLUS
I love you
I adore you I idolize you I worship you It's more than that It's Worship Plus That describes us Worship Plus I live for you I'll die for you Everything I do You you you It's more than that It's Worship Plus That describes us Worship Plus We'll be in heaven In heaven forever Together forever Together together You love me You adore me You idolize me You worship me It's more than that It's Worship Plus That describes us Worship Plus Jim Colyer ascap |
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| WORSHIP YOU | WORSHIP YOU
Let me kneel in your presence
Kiss your feet Bask in your sunshine Let me taste your wine Please don't reject me I need you to protect me No matter what you do I Worship You Lemme kiss on your body Lick your lips Rub you all over Lotion on you hips I need you to control me C'mon & rock n' roll me No matter what you do I Worship You I know you're only human You'll get old and die You're just a mortal woman Not a goddess in the sky Let me undress you And shave your legs Roll up your stockings Buy your lingerie Please don't reject me I need you to project me No matter what you do I Worship You I know you're only human You'll get old and die You're just a mortal woman Not a goddess in the sky Now you're my obsession You're a natural law My single passion No defense at all I need you to control me C'mon get to know me No matter what you do I Worship You No matter what you do I Worship You Jim Colyer ascap |
WORSHIP YOU
Got to be female. |
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| WOUNDED WOMEN | WOUNDED WOMEN
I see them in bars
Singing karaoke Giving vent to anger They'll never get lucky Singing Miranda They get their fun Burning down houses Waving a gun Wounded Women Been done wrong Their men cheated And moved on Wounded Women Overweight and ugly They're members of The male bashers club They're all man haters They sure are ugly Looking for revenge They get no lovin' Singing Carrie Screwing up his car In their minds They're country stars Wounded Women Been done wrong Their men cheated Then moved on Wounded Women Overweight and ugly They're members of The male bashers club They love singing Goodbye Earl No hope For these cowgirls Wounded Women Been done wrong Their men cheated Then moved on Wounded Women Overweight and ugly They're members of The male bashers club jimcolyer.com |
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| WOUND UP | WOUND UP
Bachelor party
Coming down Six dudes On the town Last night Being free Wound Up Like me Wound Up Like me I'm wound All the time Wound Up Feeling fine We're wound Summertime Rock concert Rockin' band Six chicks Out of hand Twenty-one Wild and free Wound Up Like me Wound Up Like me I'm wound All the time Wound Up Feeling fine We're wound Summertime Wound Up Life's a ball Last call Alcohol Wound Up Like me I'm wound All the time Wound Up Feeling fine We're wound Summertime jimcolyer.com |
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| WRITE A LOT | WRITE A LOT
I Write A Lot
I think a lot Just call me Lancelot Wish I had Guinevere Wish I had her Right here I Write A Lot I read a lot Don't ask what I forgot Wish I had Wonder Woman Gal Gadot Lynda Carter Lynda Carter In her prime She'd suit me Just fine I Write A Lot I think a lot Wish I had A robot Julie Newmar In her prime She'd leave me Stupefied jimcolyer.com |
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| WRITE A NEW SONG | WRITE A NEW SONG
Think I'll sit over here
And write a new song Make it lonely and sad About 3 minutes long Fill it with emotion Storyline in the verse I'm real good with words Hook line in the chorus Gonna Write A New Song Write it about you All our years together What we went through How we had our era How it all went wrong Tell it like it was Gonna Write A New Song Think I'll sit over here Feel sorry for myself Cos since I lost you I ain't found no one else I wallowed in my tears Fell in love with my pain Made myself a promise To never love again I'll need a melody That's so strong I'll need a singer To sing my song Gonna Write A New Song Write it about you All our years together What we went through How we had our era How it all went wrong Tell it like it was Gonna Write A New Song Jim Colyer |
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| WRITER | WRITER
I always write
Cos I have to I only fight When I'm with you I publish my work On the web 15 years on the Internet I'm a Writer And a Writer writes Right? I'm a Writer Not a fighter Right! I travel the world And write about that Astronomy and music All that crap I wrote my own Biography Cos I'm the one Who knows about me I'm a Writer And a Writer writes Right? I'm a Writer Not a fighter Right! You keep saying I should get real That I'll never Get a publishing deal You keep saying How I should stop Telling me To get a real job I'm a Writer And a Writer writes Right? I'm a Writer Not a fighter Right! jimcolyer.com |
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| WRITING BEHIND THE TIMES | WRITING BEHIND THE TIMES
Half of my songs
Sound like the 60s The other half Sound like the 70s What's it matter If I'm decades behind I like writing Behind the times Writing Behind The Times Singing in the past You know those classics Are bound to last We all know Old school's here to stay That kinda music Won't fade away I don't write hits But my songs are solid They'll be around As long as I am I've got my style Ain't gonna change Disco's stamped On my brain Writing Behind The Times Singing in the past You know those classics Are bound to last We all know Old school's here to stay That kinda music Won't fade away Elvis, Beatles ABBA, Eagles Ricky, Stones Creedence, Elton Writing Behind The Times Singing in the past You know those classics Are bound to last We all know Old school's here to stay That kinda music Won't fade away Jim Colyer ascap |
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| WRITING STREAK | WRITING STREAK
I put my pen to the paper
My subconscious takes over Not sure where it comes from Must be about some ex-lover The songs seem to write themselves Materializing from thin air They keep piling up on my desk Here lately I've been on a tear I'm on Writing Streak They're coming fast and furious Not sure all of them make sense Maybe a few do Writing Streak What I need is a publisher Someone to get me some cuts Is that someone you? My catalog's 500 songs Wrote my first one at 18 There in algebra class The teacher never called on me I moved to Nashville at 29 Put out some records, all were flops They didn't sell, gave them away Don't give a damn, I'll never stop I'm on a Writing Streak They're coming fast and furious Not sure all of them make sense Maybe a few do Writing Streak What I need is a publisher Someone to get me some cuts Is that someone you? I'm on a Writing Streak Writing songs for nerds and geeks Chorus Jim Colyer ascap |
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| YOGA MAN | YOGA MAN
I can do the bridge
I can do the plow I can do the tree I know how Turned my house Into an ashram Come on over Thank you, ma'am I'm the Yoga Man That's what I am In the lotus position Down on the floor Legs crossed Breathing deep Meditation Mind control I can do the lion I can do the locust I can do the crow I stay focused Every night On my asanas You can join me If you wanna I'm the Yoga Man That's what I am In the lotus position Down on the floor Legs crossed Breathing deep Meditation Mind control I'll teach you The sun salute I think you're Really cute I'm the Yoga Man That's what I am In the lotus position Down on the floor Legs crossed Breathing deep Meditation Mind control jimcolyer.com |
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| YOU | YOU
I love you
Not the others Just you Only you You're the one You're the sun Number one Only one You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You I want you No one else Need you For myself You're the one You're the sun Number one Only one You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You jimcolyer.com |
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